I think, then beer

In the 17th century, René Descartes revolutionized philosophy with his famous phrase, "I think, therefore I am ." Four centuries later, Cervezología™ updates it to reflect the true essence of life: "I think, therefore I am beer ." Because yes, thinking is vital... but doing it with a good beer in hand elevates the intellect to its highest level.

This t-shirt isn't just clothing: it's a statement of principles. It speaks volumes before you even say a word. It identifies you as someone who knows how to enjoy the small, big things, who appreciates good conversation, and who firmly believes that some of the best ideas are born around a table, among friends, with the sound of glasses clinking in the background.

A design with meaning

The clear and powerful text is printed in high resolution so your message arrives clean and without nuances. Because there are no half measures here: your philosophy is as crystal-clear as a well-poured lager. The design draws on the academic aesthetic of Cervezología™, conveying the perfect blend of wisdom and beer humor.

For all the moments of your life

This t-shirt is designed to accompany you in any situation:

• At an impromptu barbecue with friends.

• On that weekend getaway where you're looking to unwind.

• On your beer trip through Europe.

• Or just for those days when you want people to know who you are… without having to say anything.

Cervezología™ Community

By wearing this t-shirt, you become part of something bigger. It's not just fashion; it's a symbol of belonging to an unofficial but very real brotherhood: people who value freedom, friendship, and good beer. Being part of Cervezología™ means knowing that, in any bar in the world, there might be another member willing to raise a mug with you.

Quality without compromise

• Made of 100% combed cotton, soft and durable.

• Unisex cut that flatters any body.

• Reinforced seams to withstand years of toasting.

• High-quality printing that withstands washing without losing color.

It's more than a t-shirt

It's a conversation that starts on its own. A universal icebreaker. A nod to philosophy lovers and hop worshipers alike. A reminder that, on the scales of life, the perfect balance lies between thinking well and drinking better.

Because if Descartes had had a beer in his hand… this would have been his phrase.

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