4.88 / 5.0
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I'm not fat, I'm fermenting
I'm not fat, I'm fermenting
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Envío
El tiempo de envío es de 2 a 5 días tras la preparación (unos 7 días en total de media) y el precio de envío es de 1,99 en pedidos inferiores a 29€, en pedidos superiores a 30€ el envío es gratis.
Descripción
When the belly tells a story
At Cervezología, we believe that every inch of your beer belly is a liquid memory: dinners with friends, afternoons spent on the terrace, endless festivals, and toasts that became legendary. The " I'm Not Fat, I'm Fermented " T-shirt is a cheeky tribute to all those who wear their love of beer on their sleeves... and proudly.
This isn't just a funny phrase: it's a statement of principles. It's a way of telling the world that life is too short to count calories and that, when yeast works its magic, the result is always happiness.
Humor, comfort and quality in a single garment
Made from 100% premium cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as the foam on your favorite pint. Its unisex fit makes it perfect for any beer lover who wants to combine humor and style in equal measure. The high-quality print ensures the message stays crisp and fresh, just like your first beer of the day.
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Material: Premium cotton for maximum comfort and breathability.
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Printing: high quality digital, wash resistant.
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Sizes: from XL to 5XXL, so that every proud fermented person can have their own.
To break the ice… or the bar
Take it to your local bar and get ready for smiles and raised eyebrows. Perfect for barbecues, birthday parties, festivals, and any occasion where a laugh is worth more than a toast. Because beer humor unites, and this t-shirt is proof of that.
It's not a belly, it's liquid assets.
Get yours and celebrate every fermentation of your story.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Medium chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Medium chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care instructions
| General | The T-shirt combines comfort, style, and durability, making it the best choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Washing | To maintain the look and feel of the shirt, wash in cold water with similar colors. |
| Drying | Tumble dry low or hang to air dry to preserve fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Saved | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable t-shirt that supports ethical manufacturing practices. |
Devolución
Nuestro objetivo es que cada cliente esté completamente satisfecho con su compra. Si no es así, tienes 14 días naturales para devolver tu prenda gratis, sin preguntas.
Pago seguro
Tu compra está protegida. Aceptamos métodos de pago confiables y utilizamos sistemas de encriptación para que tus datos estén siempre seguros.
