Beer Mathematicians

The most honest chart ever printed

There are two kinds of math in the world: the math of numbers… and the math of beer . And we all know that when someone says, "I had a couple of beers," the beer calculator starts working overtime. This beer-themed t-shirt embodies that universal truth that no one admits publicly, but we all know privately: that what we say and what we drink never add up.

The Beer Math T-shirt from Cervezólogía™ is bar algebra, desktop Excel, the statistics you learn on patios and at concerts. Because deep down, this table doesn't lie: one is two, two is five, and a pair is infinity . It's the collective confession of everyone who's ever gotten home and mentally subtracted three beers from the actual total.

It's for those who know that the best nights are the ones you can't count exactly, for those who've lost track amidst laughter and toasts, for those who understand that sometimes memory is more generous than reality. This fun design is a knowing wink to all of us who've had that conversation: "How many did you have?" - "Uh... a couple."

Made for those who know how to count rounds (not calories)

Made from 100% premium cotton , as soft as the golden foam on your favorite pint, this funny t-shirt can withstand as many washes as nights out. Its unisex cut makes it perfect for any member of the beer club, and its high-quality digital print ensures the image stays clear and crisp after countless toasts.

Available in sizes S to 5XL, because beer lovers don't understand sizes, only shared interests. It's the perfect gift for beer lovers with a sense of humor.

More than a garment, a collective confession

Wear it when someone starts with the classic "relax, it was just a couple." Everyone will know the truth and laugh with you, not at you. It's the perfect t-shirt for bars, festivals, and those after-dinner conversations where real math comes into play: the half-full/half-empty kind.

The Beer-Loving Math Chart™ isn't a fad, it's a reflection of our shared understanding: that knowing wink only those who've also invented their own round count when they get home will understand. Get yours and show that, even if your memory fails you… the t-shirt never lies.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care instructions

General	The t-shirt combines comfort, style, and durability, making it the best choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Washing	To maintain the look and feel of the t-shirt, wash in cold water with similar colors.
Drying	Tumble dry on low heat or hang to air dry to preserve the integrity of the fabric and the quality of the print.
Saved	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality customizable t-shirt that supports ethical manufacturing practices.